The 4 steps to become a millionaire on the Internet

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You want to become rich, and don’t believe the ones who say that the Internet is not anymore an “El Dorado”? So trust me, follow my 4 steps, and become in less than 1 month the king of the world!

1) We know that the 1 million dollar page concept doesn’t work anymore. No matter! Create a 10 dollar page, and send every 100 pixels for 0,001 dollars! Who cares spending 0,001 dollars? So you will quickly reach your 1 million pixels and have 10 dollars… the beginning of success!

2) The trend on Internet business: create a successful website and sell it for good money. So what are you waiting for? Your 10 dollars page website is a success, sell it! There will certainly be an optimistic (and idiot) man to buy it for 5 dollars.

3) Now you have 15 dollars. You wonder how to make millions with this on Internet? Online betting is your solution! Just go on the page of the Juventus-Genoa football match betting. And bet your 15 dollars on Anthony Vander Borre for the man who will score the first goal. If you win, that makes 750 dollars! What? Anthony Vander Borre will never score the first goal? He will even not score at all, because he is a bad player of a bad team? Don’t worry, I have the trick: just find his phone number, and ask him to score the first goal!

4) Now you have 750 $, you can try something harder. Let’s think, what is the nowadays web success? Social Network, isn’t it? So try to do create your own social Network. But obviously, something different than Facebook or Myspace, something more… specialized. It is easy: who doesn’t have a specialized web social network today? Not teenagers, not rich people, not workers… PETS! That is the idea: pets doesn’t have a social network to be connected and create their own web space. In the western countries, about one person on two have a pet, and I am sure than lots of those persons would accept to create a page for their animals. Now you have the idea, you just have to find an informatics student (it will be less expensive) to create your website for 750 $. And then find a name for this website… lets try “Petface”. Sounds great, no? Wait for the “visitors” to create pages on Petface, and when you have reach something like 10 million members, sell the site to Microsoft, for million $!

Want to raise funds? Use Facebook!

Today, if you want to raise funds for your business, or for you ONG, you do not need any more to organize luxuous reunions with prestigious guests and champagne, and you do not need any more to hire an expensive fund raiser. All you have to do is to take your computer, go on the famous social network Facebook, and to download the killer application “Causes”.

“Causes” has been created by independant developpers few months ago, and has already became one of the most used application of Facebook (17 millions active user, something huge!). The idea? A system that allow you to create a page for a cause (anyone) you want to defend, and then to invite your friends to defend it with you. Thus, today, the Facebook main causes are “The support for breast cancer research”, “the support for saving Darfour”, or ” the support for stoping global warming”. Obviously, you can create a page for a less dramatic and funniest cause than those one, as did someones with the cause “save water, drink beer!”.

And if you manage to convince enouth people, you can start to ask for some donation. Of course, you will not become billionaire instantly, but with an avarage of 0,1 dollar per member of cause, you can raise good funds if you are convincing!

Page of the application “Causes”

Article on “Causes”